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  2. At the groceries store

    calakazam:

    toyota:

    Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

    Seller: I dont understand

    Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

    those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

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  4. onlinegf:

    why are 15 year olds so angry

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  6. Anonymous said: sooo you a rough sex blog preaching feminism? fuckin weird

    chezzr:

    ball-deep:

    Look man. I don’t give a fuck if i’m knuckle deep in her ass hole and she’s covered in cum and tied to my bed frame, I still hold her equal to me.

    i needed to reblog this again

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  7. mrcraabs:

    why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving

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  8. catholicnun:

    i think i dropped myself as a baby

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  10. anneboleyns:

    "but officer they were fucking with my clique"

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  12. tes1a:

    RIP that text post you thought of in class and then forgot when you got home

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  13. foodchewer:

    maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

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  15. incoconito:

    *wakes up from coma* “tell me I dont have a unibrow”

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